While it may appear that Tundra Gear offers Russian fur hats, the truth of the matter is that we do not. All of our winter hats are faux fur hats. The synthetic acrylic fur is top quality and guaranteed to keep your head warm, even in the gnarliest snow storm.

Ushanka is just a fancy foreign word for the super warm winter hats we sell. If you couldn't tell, we've styled our hats after the traditional Russian fur hat. In Russia, the word ushanka is used to refer to the traditional Russian winter hat. So every now and then you'll see us using that word on our pages. Learn something new everyday, don't you?

Your web browser probably has "cookies" disabled. What's a cookie you ask? It's a tasty treat, but it's also a small file stored on your computer that keeps track of what you're doing on our web site. This file allows us to "remember" what's in your shopping bag. Some people are worried that cookies can be used for profiling or even planting viruses. Tundra Gear does not subscribe to either of these practices.

Tundra Gear ushankas are cool, really cool. We probably wouldn't be in business if they weren't so cool. But if you think wearing a faux fur hat is going to get your more play, good luck. In fact, if you really are asking this question, we've probably just figured out why you aren't getting any action in the first place. So the answer to the question is NO.

Tundra Gear unconditionally guarantees all products we manufacture and sell at our online store to be free from defects of workmanship. We will gladly replace or refund you for any defective items you wish to return. If you're unsatisfied with the fit, quality, color, or size of an item you may return it and choose an item in another size or color. We will gladly replace any item that you're not completely happy with.

Please note the following limitations:

• Item must be returned within 45 days from date of purchase.
• Items that have been laundered or altered in any way cannot be accepted for exchange or return.
• Items will only be refunded if they are defective. All other items may be exchanged but not returned.

Look, if you're eating 5 large meals a day and never excercise, there's nothing much our winter hats or anything else, for that matter, can do for you. But on the flip side, if you wear one of our russian hats while running on the treadmill for hours at a time, you might just be on to something!

Heres a simple equation for those of you concerned with losing weight: Food I Put in My Body + Amount of Energy I Burn via Exercise = Amount of Weight I Gain or Lose. In other words, if you're interested in losing weight, stop eating so much and get off your couch and exercise. Not only will you lose weight but you'll probably become a lot happier as well. (Tundra Gear takes no responsibility for the politically incorrect nature of the above statement. Please consult a physician with regards to any serious inquiry on weight loss. Also it should be noted that our hats are the warmest on the planet and anyone who works for Tundra Gear is super cool, specifically the incredibly handsome and charming man who wrote this.)

We accept payment by credit cards and PayPal. No Cash on Delivery (COD) or alternate payment methods are available. If you don't have a credit card, remember that any Debit Card or ATM card with the Visa or MasterCard logo is also valid.

Absolutely. No question about it. If you buy a Tundra Gear NFL hat (Actually, you'd be buying a Tundra Gear winter hat and an officially licensed NFL winter hat pin), the odds of your team winning go up exponentially. Tundra Gear has a ridiculously expensive technology that allows us to transmit information up to space, where a satellite is orbiting the planet. That satellite takes the information we send up to it and, using a proprietary technology that we can tell you nothing about, changes the gravitational pull on the planet ever so slightly to help sway the outcome of the football game that you're favorite team is playing in. So the more football hats you buy, the more signals we'll send to the satellite, and the better chance your team has of winning. Got it?

Tundra Gear offers two shipping options at reasonable rates. We use USPS Priority Mail which usually takes 5-7 days. For those customers looking to expedite the process, we also offer Express Mail via the USPS.

There are a couple of reasons your boss could be giving you such a hard time at the office. Lets start with the most obvious explanation.

1. Your boss thinks you are less effective when you show up to work every morning drunk from the previous night's activities. Not sure if you're aware of this or not, but most bosses aren't too stoked when their employees come into work reeking of Jim Beam. If you were working at Tundra Gear, it might be ok, but lets face it, you're not working at Tundra Gear. Our advice: Stop drinking so much or get a night job.
2. Your boss doesn't like the fact that on more than one occasion you have sold company property on Ebay in an effort to drum up some extra spending money . Truth be told, your boss's reaction is completely understandable. In fact, what you did was actually illegal and you could be thrown in jail. But we understand your side too. It's a tight rope. You definitely want a little extra spending money but you don't want to get fired and put in jail either. Advice: You figure this one out, we're not stepping in.
3. Your boss doesn't like you because he thinks you are a moron. If that's the case, give us a call. We're always looking for part time help.

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Wouldn't you be happy if you were all warm and toasty in your Tundra Gear winter hat and there were hundreds upon hundreds of people calling you every night, offering to cook dinner for you? Our faux fur hats are super toasty. When people wear our winter hats they get that warm fuzzy feeling inside of them! And of course Russian winter hats are so cool that when you're wearing one, people are going to be drawn to you; they'll want to know your name; they'll ask to have your baby; some might even get down on their knees in front of you and start praying. Really, its true! No more cold lonely Blockbuster nights. No more confusion as to why you don't have enough friends to fill your Myspace Top 8. These winter hats really do have it all and they really will make you a lot happier. Think about it like this: anytime you're getting warm head, you're happy, and that's just what our popular hats do, they give you warm head!

Try having sex...that's a good place to start.

When your order ships you will receive an e-mail confirmation. This e-mail will contain a tracking number that you can use to check the status of your shipment.

No, stupid question. Moving right along.

From time-to-time Tundra Gear sends special promotional offers via email and banner ads. Offers may include a "promo code". Activate your promo code during the payment step of the checkout process. Enter your code into the "Promo Code and Gift Certificates" box, then click the "Apply" button. The discount or special offer will be applied to your order.

If your promo code fails to activate it may because it has expired, or perhaps the items in your shopping bag are not eligible.

We don't really know the answer to that question, but it is the question people most frequently ask us. We're proud of the fact that people come to us when they're really looking for the truth.

Our russian fur hats (they are actually faux fur hats) are most safely and effectively cleaned when taken to the dry cleaners.